ive been away for 4 days and my brother skype calls me saying he misses me

ive been away for 4 days and my brother skype calls me saying he misses me

lucidcyanotypes:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

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now son, you might need to sit down.
Anonymous
pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

my brother figured out how to text me from his iPod today„,

my brother figured out how to text me from his iPod today„,

brittbluebird14:

borinq:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Legend-dairy


Thank you to that guy ^ I was thinking legend-milk.

brittbluebird14:

borinq:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Legend-dairy

Thank you to that guy ^ I was thinking legend-milk.

i-regret-this-username:

i just dont understand how aoba went from booty master

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to booty disaster

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ahvia:

ah yes the classic tale of “firefighter meets merboy”

ahvia:

ah yes the classic tale of “firefighter meets merboy”

melonami:

introducing rin matsuoka, the best love consultant you could ask for,

— couldn’t resist drawing this scene from a wonderful fic i was reading the other day (`꒳´)♡

ennenell:

realest cosplay you will ever see

ennenell:

realest cosplay you will ever see

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

asymmetricjester:

sollux captor appreciation post

besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

methpool:

yahoo answers please solve my problems

methpool:

yahoo answers please solve my problems